{"id":131113,"date":"2015-08-26T14:24:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T18:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/?p=131113"},"modified":"2015-08-26T16:25:21","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T20:25:21","slug":"acqua-di-parma-colonia-club-fragrance-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/2015\/08\/26\/acqua-di-parma-colonia-club-fragrance-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Acqua di Parma Colonia Club ~ fragrance review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-131118\" src=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia.jpg\" alt=\"Three men at the races\" width=\"351\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia.jpg 351w, https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 351px) 100vw, 351px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How many times have I mounted my high horse and lectured a friend (my &#8216;fury&#8217; barely concealed) when such friend would utter these words after smelling a fragrance: &#8220;Old. Lady. Perfume.&#8221; Nostrils flaring, eyebrows on top of my head, lips pursed&#8230;I would commence my lecture: &#8220;I hate that phrase! There&#8217;s nothing OLD about this perfume&#8230;it just has ingredients you don&#8217;t know or like or&#8230;<em>UNDERSTAND<\/em>&#8230;ingredients that remind you of the past. Aldehydes! Oak moss! Real musk!&#8221;\u00a0(I could go on&#8230;and I won&#8217;t even broach the subject of ageism!)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Imagine how awful I felt after smelling\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/perfume-houses-a-to-b\/acqua-di-parma\/\">Acqua di Parma<\/a>\u00a0Colonia Club;<sup>1<\/sup> the first words out of my mouth were: &#8220;This is an old man perfume!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I re-read Acqua di Parma&#8217;s press materials for Colonia Club and the words &#8220;refined,&#8221; &#8220;classic,&#8221; and &#8220;aromatic&#8221; were apt and true, but other words didn&#8217;t fit with my experience: &#8220;Italian,&#8221; &#8220;cologne,&#8221; &#8220;contemporary,&#8221; &#8220;passion&#8221; and &#8220;freshness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Colonia Club smells like Brut, but Brut made with better ingredients. For those of you who have happy associations with vintage Brut or who loved the Brut fragrance&#8230;you&#8217;ve got something to look forward to and enjoy! For people like me who think of Brut and visualize Masonic Lodges, old-fashioned He-Men, \u00a0or\u00a0a\u00a0seedy cocktail lounge next to the County Courthouse (I had an interesting childhood) Colonia Club ain&#8217;t fun, but stifling. Almost every man I interacted with as a child \u2014 teachers, grocery clerks, coaches, judges, county sheriffs, fire-breathing preachers and Sunday School dandies, Marines, fishermen and farmers, you name it \u2014 wore Brut! (My father, thank you World, never owned a bottle as far as I know.) Brut, and Colonia Club, make me feel &#8220;trapped&#8221; and sent back in time to a murky, uncomfortable past. (The same thing happens to me with bay rum scents, but that&#8217;s another story.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-131119\" src=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia7.jpg 200w, https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia7-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Colonia Club starts off with a brief burst of bergamot and mint; next up is a neroli-geranium-leaf-galbanum accord (with a talc-y-ozonic character). In late mid-development, Colonia Club sweetens as a vanillic lavender leaf accord joins the mix, accompanied by strong ambroxan. (All Colonia Club&#8217;s notes have a menthol coating, cool and almost astringent.) There does seem to be a moss-like note present (more apparent on some wearings than on others), and it&#8217;s modern moss (lighter in feel and less intent on domination of others notes than real oak moss). Colonia Club smells conservative \u2014 old-school, &#8220;dependable,&#8221; Anglo Saxon and&#8230;<em>boring<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Colonia Club wears like an Eau de Toilette rather than an Eau de Cologne, and it has excellent sillage and lasting power; it&#8217;s (to my nose) firmly in the man camp of perfumes (a woman wearing this would not compute for me). I&#8217;ll never know, but I assume this scent is geared towards a more mature audience (perhaps Acqua di Parma&#8217;s main audience?) I can&#8217;t imagine Colonia Club catching on with men in their 20s, 30s or even 40s. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Next time\u00a0a friend\u00a0categorizes a fragrance as &#8220;old man&#8221; or &#8220;old woman,&#8221; I&#8217;ll keep my mouth shut; we&#8217;re all entitled to our opinions. (Please chime in with yours!) \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Acqua di Parma Colonia Club Eau de Cologne is available in 50 ml ($100) or 100 ml ($138); matching grooming products are available.<\/p>\n<p>1. With notes of lemon, bergamot, mandarin, petitgrain, mint, neroli, galbanol, geranium, lavender, vetiver, ambergris and musk.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Note: <a href=\"https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/File:StateLibQld_1_128926_Three_men_at_the_races,_Brisbane,_1939.jpg#mw-jump-to-license\">top image<\/a> [cropped] via Wikimedia Commons.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"display-posts-title\">Possibly of interest<\/h2>\n<div class=\"display-posts-listing\"><div class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/2017\/03\/24\/top-10-spring-fragrances-2017\/\">Top 10 Spring Fragrances 2017<\/a><\/div><div class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/2016\/02\/05\/5-perfumes-iris-fragrances-for-winter\/\">5 perfumes: iris fragrances for winter<\/a><\/div><div class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/2015\/08\/26\/acqua-di-parma-colonia-club-fragrance-review\/\">Acqua di Parma Colonia Club ~ fragrance review<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/2015\/08\/26\/acqua-di-parma-colonia-club-fragrance-review\/\">Read the rest of this article <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-131118\" src=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia.jpg\" alt=\"Three men at the races\" width=\"351\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia.jpg 351w, https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/colonia-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 351px) 100vw, 351px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How many times have I mounted my high horse and lectured a friend (my &#8216;fury&#8217; barely concealed) when such friend would utter these words after smelling a fragrance: &#8220;Old. Lady. Perfume.&#8221; Nostrils flaring, eyebrows on top of my head, lips pursed&#8230;I would commence my lecture: &#8220;I hate that phrase! There&#8217;s nothing OLD about this perfume&#8230;it just has ingredients you don&#8217;t know or like or&#8230;<em>UNDERSTAND<\/em>&#8230;ingredients that remind you of the past. Aldehydes! Oak moss! Real musk!&#8221; (I could go on&#8230;and I won&#8217;t even broach the subject of ageism!) <\/p>\n<p>Imagine how awful I felt after smelling <a href=\"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/perfume-houses-a-to-b\/acqua-di-parma\/\">Acqua di Parma<\/a> Colonia Club;<sup>1<\/sup> the first words out of my mouth were: &#8220;This is an old man perfume!&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[44,90],"class_list":{"0":"post-131113","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-perfume-talk","7":"tag-acqua-di-parma","8":"tag-flanker","9":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nstperfume.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}